Deon Erasmus (#3382), Master Braaibroodjie braaier, is a 45th generation Roman pirate, who meets on the level and parts on the square. He is ears with feet. He comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable. Contact him for personal insurance against alien abduction at very competitive rates. His favourite dish is Coconut Surprise, and he knows where his towel is. He also sells used cars on IRC.